🔴UFC 5 RANKED LIVE: ROAD TO DIV 15! 🏆 (Chat Picks My Fighter...)🔴

“I'm going to go max, dude. The best is blessed. So, it's time. Here we go. Round uno. Damn. O Owl. I was trying to go for a headkick. We nice. Damn. Oh, let's go. Oh, let's go, Max. I just like jerked him. What the hell was that? BOOM. LET'S GO, MAX. LET'S GO. Big dubs, big bands. Boom. I didn't even land that. Okay, three and two. Not the worst. I gained 19 points. Okay. Um, we need more. We need more wins. I definitely belong in division 16. Uh I was able to beat a division 16 player, but also, you know, everyone everyone wins and loses, so it's just, you know, but I can at least compete with division 16. So, of course, I'm just going to I'm just going to spam Max today, bro. Like, he's so good. I love Max. He might be one of my favorite players to play, one of my favorite fighters to play in this division. What's up, Amanda Lemos? Slips and hooks, bro. Yeah. Uh, will anyone here play SAB? Wait, what? Those OG's games like Roblox, M. What are you talking about, Sigma? What? Don't forget the kick button. Spending all the energy on that one jab hook combo to the head. He blocks. [ ] Bro, I got pieced up there. Welcome NOT_IN_ROSTER_4 to the live stream. Lost the belt. [ ] me to tears. I knew he was going to be a problem once he [ ] matched my Max all the way. Yeah, I didn't know what to do, bro. He got He got like Yeah, he got four ahead in round one. He pulled ahead pretty early or round two. Round one, he was also beating me. But at the at the end of round one, I started to come back. Uh when you uh with your skill, you could have taken it. I think you fell into your old patterns probably. It'll be at least two weeks. Uh well, I'll go, so bye. All right. Well, okay. What the [ ] All right. Enjoy that. Uh didn't need to know that, but uh glad I do. Joshua Van, you're capable of more than that. I know, bro. I know. I shouldn't have lost. He's going Demetrius. That's a fun fight. Demetrius moles van in real life. But yeah, bro. I was getting When you get pieced up, it's hard to like think. I don't know. I'm acting like this is [ ] real life. All right. >> [ ] me. Ow. Why does he not do the knee? Oh. This guy's pretty [ ] good, too. [ ] bro. Oh my goodness. He's covering up that [ ] lead body kick with a a cross. No. Launch a [ ] uppercut, bro. >> Dude, there we go. [ ] me. Come on, bro. Um, with your skill, you could have taken it. Da da da. You're capable of more than that. Me and Kevin Vallejos uh and Gamerkick are yelling at you for more defense. NOT_IN_ROSTER_3, you know what? You're pretty good, too. You have self-belief. God, I have self-belief. That wasn't a horrible first round. Okay, I was kind of getting beat up to start, but I made some reads. Okay, he was getting a little sloppy. He's getting sloppy with his range, bro. [ ] me. He throws like a a six punch combo, bro. This shit's [ ] crazy. Good body kick. I have the range, bro. I got to start using that [ ] way more. [ ] I think I hit harder, too. What the [ ] Maybe not. Maybe not. He keeps catching me with that back uppercut. No, he didn't throw it. He didn't throw the rear uppercut. Good head movement. Yo, [ ] >> Dude, like an inch, bro. Is that like a front kick into a Oh my god. No. That was my [ ] opening. >> No. Okay. Uh, you're slipping out of his one two is really good, but you're staying in way too long and he catches you. Mix up with the stationary strikes. Stationary teps. I mean, I cut him decent. I cut him decent. So, those hooks are landed decent. So, that's good. That's good. I really was trying to get I Yeah, I was trying to slip his uh rear uppercut and counter on one combination, but he just he threw some hooks and I got [ ] chinned. His rear uppercut's nice. That's good. That's good. Ah, why is he not throwing it? I'm trying to throw a [ ] headkick. He's not throwing it. Holy [ ] I I don't need this. I'm already getting my ass kicked. I don't need you not [ ] throwing kicks when I'm begging for them. There we go. Hey, where to stay in? I'm going to throw jab over and hopefully I get in. Hopefully I hit it. Yes. Come on, Van. Nice. Y big knee. He can end it with a headkick. Bro, my block is [ ] right now. That's all it took. [ ] That [ ] would hurt like a [ ] That was good. Yeah. Yeah. [ ] bro. That guy is good. That was a We came back. We came back and then we lost. [ ] NOT_IN_ROSTER_5 on the mat. What's up? Welcome to live stream or NOT_IN_ROSTER_6. NOT_IN_ROSTER_7. Dang, bro. Almost. Almost. We almost had him. [ ] Winnable fight. You hurt him bad in that round. Yeah. 100%. 100%, bro. I wonder what the judges were going to score it. Yeah, that's fair. Yeah, I definitely won round three. I mean, obviously I got chained, but if I wouldn't have got chained, I won round three. But I knew I needed to finish, so I was like, "Fuck, I don't know what to do. More patience. You might have uh done it, but good fight." We made the adjustments, so that's good. Like you got his body well. Uh, and he was fading. Facts, facts, facts, facts, bro. Backtoback losses. At least there were good fights, huh? They weren't boring ass like me getting slumped like dog walked. So that's good. Okay, let's try to get a win. Let's try to get a win would be nice, you know. I'm not trying to go five and five. My boy Michael Morales. We'll go white. We'll go white. No, we'll go red. Red's my favorite color. [ ] it. Okay. I thought this guy was going to [ ] copy me. I was like, what the [ ] are we doing? Welcome to live stream, NOT_IN_ROSTER_5. How we doing today? Sorry you had to see me take backtoback losses. Uh, that's unfortunate. >> I'll get this win for you, NOT_IN_ROSTER_5. I got you. Oh my god, I MADE HIM BOW. That's crazy. Oh, [ ] Oh my goodness. Her name DIDN'T CALL IT. THERE WE GO. THERE WE GO. Good bounceback win. I feel like EVENT_DETAILS feeds me like people who aren't that good after I get after I go on a little losing streak. They're like, "Yeah, this guy needs a win." Big dubs. Um, NOT_IN_ROSTER_3, you said it best. Next time it was welterweight, you were picking big R. No, I did not say that. I did I say that? [ ] Well, I got the win for NOT_IN_ROSTER_5. That's all that [ ] matters. NOT_IN_ROSTER_5 and um and NOT_IN_ROSTER_4, which by the way, Lesnar as a last name is [ ] awesome. No, I think you uh you're more locked in. I don't think so, bro. Maybe. I got cracked a couple times, but I was reading. I was like that. I was Floyd Mayweather. I was I was trying to anal an analysize my fighter or my opponent. We're one subscriber away from 900. If you want to subscribe, you can. I don't know if anyone new is watching or whatever. But uh thank you'all for tuning in. Hopefully y'all are enjoying the stream. Hopefully y'all continue to enjoy. And um yeah, let's get some [ ] wins, bro. I'm trying to get to division 15. I'm not trying to be in 13. I'm all [ ] Okay. NOT_IN_ROSTER_8, he's tall as [ ] I'mma tee the hell out of this guy's low belly. Whoever he chooses uh hits 900. He's showing us his Northern Star position. What the [ ] does that mean? What does that mean? DH, you're getting close to getting banned, bro. What are you talking about? My Northern Star technique. The [ ] are we talking about? Okay. NOT_IN_ROSTER_9, Brad Tavares, big fight field. Okay, let me put that set on. Let me lock in. I just punched him in the tit. Nice. Nice. That was decent. Okay. Get the [ ] off me, bro. Holy [ ] I hate in this game they throw their [ ] knee. So [ ] >> Oh, this guy's [ ] This guy dropped out of high school to play this game. Oh [ ] What is going on? What the [ ] Who the [ ] was that guy? Yo, holy [ ] I think I just fought Nas MMA. Holy [ ] I I Yeah, I don't even know what the [ ] to do with that one. Holy [ ] I couldn't land the strike, bro. That guy was [ ] locked in. He had He had a slow time ability. He can see my punch coming. He's [ ] locked in. And then Brandon War when I tried to block the body just [ ] just stood there. So that's good. Uh body kicks, dude. Body. You can't throw a body kick when he's sucking my dick. He was literally face first on my balls. I could not move. Um, he had an anaconda vice grip on my balls. I could not move. You got to slow the pace. I literally couldn't, buddy. I literally couldn't. He was in my face the whole time. That's why I tried to crack him to get some respect, but then he just started [ ] NOT_IN_ROSTER_11 [ ] bolo uppercut into a [ ] handstand karate kick. [ ] was insane, bro. Got it. Yeah, I'm [ ] Holy smokes. All right, back to [ ] six and five. Like, there's no way that guy was in division 13. Am I tripping? That guy's like that was be that that guy was better than the division 16 player I fought. Like, there's no way. It doesn't make sense. I think he was throwing so many hooks and uppercuts close quarters. As long as you can start to point. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Well, I chined the guy who used NOT_IN_ROSTER_10 earlier in the day, so I feel pretty good about this. >> This is literally the same exact guy I already fought and beat. I >> already beat this guy. I swear to God I already beat this guy. He's fighting the exact same way. By the way, the point of a [ ] elbow retards is so it lands before any [ ] thing else. It's the shortest strike you can throw. What the [ ] are we doing? Why does it not land before his [ ] hooks? It's pissing me off. Take a Muay Thai class. [ ] me. Holy [ ] I'm hot as [ ] in this shitty ass room. I'm sweating my [ ] dick off like it's real life. It's [ ] This needs Yeah, whatever. Clutch your [ ] body, you [ ] [ ] idiot, bro. Get this guy off my [ ] screen. I swear to goodness, people are pissing me off. I'm sweating bullets. I'm hot. When I get hot, I get mad as [ ] [ ] me. Why is it so [ ] hot? I got to get out of the south, boys. I'm moving to Canada, DH. I'm getting the [ ] out of here. Holy smokes, it's hot as [ ] [ ] I'm literally sweating bullets. Like, like I'm like I'm spar. Like, am I sparring actively? What the [ ] I'm sweating. I'm sweating. All right, I'm going to take a [ ] intermission. Holy [ ] I got to stand up, bro. I got to turn this light off. It's hot as [ ] [ ] [ ] Oh my goodness. Yeah, it's [ ] 80 degrees outside and my AC unit is blowing 75. How the [ ] No wonder I'm sweating my dick off. Yo, it's hot as [ ] outside. >> Hello. Can I help you? I need to talk to >> I can't wait, bro, to get out of this house. I swear it's going to be the peak of my life. I think it'll be the peak of my life. Um, your defense was getting better if you do more movement and effective weaving. Yeah, I agree. I agree. I'm actually like, bro, I got to I got to start wearing a thong on stream. It's hot as [ ] in this house. Holy [ ] it's so hot. I'm sweating bullets. And I'm fighting [ ] NOT_IN_ROSTER_12 son. Okay, here we go. NOT_IN_ROSTER_13. NOT_IN_ROSTER_13. I'm not even going to acknowledge that loss. I don't have [ ] the energy. I'm hot. I'm not hot as balls. I'm sweating right now. This is [ ] ridiculous. You know, [ ] ranked. I'm going to just play some [ ] retards on quickfight, bro. That's what I'm doing. [ ] ranked. H um toggle all. There we go. You need a cold drink, though. That doesn't do [ ] bro. Georgia is the worst state to ever [ ] exist. I'm so annoyed right now by this [ ] ass game and this [ ] ass weather. I might have to start streaming in a in a [ ] in a in a in a [ ] Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. The audios probably sound like dog [ ] cuz there's a [ ] loud ass fan. But if I don't have the loud ass fan on, then I'm going to literally lose 10 pounds of water weight just from [ ] streaming. It's so [ ] [ ] bro. I hate this [ ] I'm honestly done, bro. I'm I literally like I've been streaming for [ ] an hour, bro. That might be it. I'm not gonna lie. This might be the end of the [ ] stream. I'm so pissed off right now. This [ ] jab.”