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“I'm going to be playing with Deiveson Figueiredo and Petr Yan for the next 10 hours trying and figure out what I'm missing in this fight I'll do fight simulations all that [ __ ] so I'm very excited for the PS5 it is here it's ready I just have to get like better equipment for it like a microphone and a camera but that's not important we are here to talk about one of the worst cards of the year um I am a little bit too honest when it comes to this because I could just fake like I know what the prelims are about guys the prelims the best part about this video is me trying to pronounce these names so this isn't even a prediction video you guys saw my prediction video was out this week I am going to go over my picks again but this is really about my exact parlays so on the screen you will see my exact [ __ ] um I include the money too I don't care I don't care that I only bet $20 a weekend people dog me for that I literally do not care cuz if I lose I'd rather lose 20 than like 200 you feels me I have a life but no offense to anybody betting more money than me I just I've seen it all here boys once once Strickland be Izzy that was it for me so we're going to go over this card you guys got time stamps I'm going to go over the prelims too I'm not going to I am going to make a pick based off like the face offs but don't take this seriously at all guys um like comment subscribe all that good stuff call me a casual and Instagram Tik Tok and x/ Twitter if you're over 25 years old you probably still call it Twitter everything is that part of princess I'm sorry for the huge intro but I do what I want here here we go guys first name I have no idea how to pronounce this is going to be brutal jesar maet think I got that Nicholas Mota it's hard to predict when I have no idea what's about to happen here yo based off like the way they look I'm going with Maheshate Hayisaer has surprised us before but against people that [ __ ] suck next fight this is how we're doing it for this card guys the main card I'm going to dive in promise but for right now we're just going over the [ __ ] face offs and then if you guys want to skip this just go to the time stamps go to parlays that simple you'll see the parlay section uh no idea which one is which here but we got long Z zo and Lee Quang these guys are the same person next fight loner cavana and Jose Ooa yeah I'm going to go with a choa next fight neam tuman tuman Barrow versus Carlos Hernandez I'm going to go with the guy with that hat next fight Shi Ming and Fang Zan con going to go with the girl who's taller who looks like that's Fang fire name Fang reminds me of like Wolverine fangs like let's get it bro um [ __ ] kiru sahota and Dong hon Choy this [ __ ] looks like he's about to get fraud checked kiru like Kira looks like he's going to win for whatever reason but it looks like he's also going to lose at the same time so that fight will end in a draw next bear gang oh wow bear gang jasai and you suang this is an easy pick easy no I'm kidding I'm going to go with you s young this other guy looks a little scared see how we do this guys watch me sweep the card if I sweep the card right now because of that I I might just retire cuz I try way too hard to to sweep the card on [ __ ] like that now we get into the bangers boys here we go so yesterday I let someone go on my Instagram live with me I let someone join for the first time and he dogged my ass for not picking Ozzy Diaz so you will see some part with azy Diaz that's more cuz I was forced to I was held at gunpoint and uh you will see Deiveson Figueiredo on those parlays too because he gave me he gave it to me pretty good for not having figy on any shits I'm going Zhang Mingyang guys my picks are all the same basically let me make sure I'm I'm correct on that Tabatha Ricci I feel like could get it done but other than that my picks are the same guys Zang mingyang these boys should throw we've seen things like this go to the distance though till the end of time so I'm putting KO but don't put the bank on that you guys will really like these parlays it's like a doar $2.50 I put every option possible if one of these doesn't hit like I said I'm crashing my car on purpose I'm done guys um I'm pulling a stand we got Vulcan usir and Carlos Ulberg um I love olberg in this mine is the earring the earring threw me off a little bit but I guess that that's a traditional a traditional uh the issue is Volcan seen way better competition so I'm like yo am I getting baited here I am going craws o I don't like it though guys I'll like it once he finishes him but if he doesn't finish him I'm going to be like I told you guys it's 50/50 that's the key to a lot of this guys if you just say it's 50/50 once it loses set 50/50 next fight we got Petr Yan Xiaonan yo I love this girl she's so you can tell she might have something wrong with her cuz like the whole like from happy to angry to like I'm joking it's like very confusing it's like I don't know which way she's going with this like is she actually pissed off is this all just a joke I don't know what the hell's going on here but I am picking her I think this other girl she's fighting might be more doggy than her last opponent I like over 1.5 the KO and the points are so close I don't really like that [ __ ] but I will say this if she doesn't win I'm [ __ ] because I don't have Gabriella Fernandes on Jack [ __ ] next fight Song Kenan and Muslim salikov guys if you're still picking Muslim Salikhov after what you just witnessed at those faceoffs may God be with you and if son Canan you can't get this done may God be with you too cuz this looks like it's free [ __ ] money here as an underdog to sign my ass up not much to say here the only thing I am concerned about is I put this fight going the disc on a lot of shits after looking at these face offs I might go sonkan on finish guys I might cook up a parlay on the Fly while I'm here talking just so I can put sonkan on finish I actually meant to do that someone got mad at me for not putting Muslim sakov on parlays But after those face offs ain't doing that this one's very sketchy cuz it just it depends on how tab with the Richie gets these takedowns bro she's not going to stand and bang with Petr Yan but [ __ ] we got Petr Yan Xiaonan Xenon Z on I don't know exion uh tabith the Richie baby shark I want to steal that baby shark so badly guys just for like a second then be like no I'm joking I'm joking I'm joking cuz tabith Richie will submit me um I don't know what to do about tabi Richie's face offs bro she's always smiling like is there something you don't know and that's why you're laughing or you like nervous like um I am going Petr Yan bro but she doesn't look like the healthier fighter here I will be honest um but I put everything possible I put this fight Going the Distance I at Petr Yan points up a Petr Yan KO submission tab at the Richie point I put everything guys again parlay's at the end of this [ __ ] Petr Petr Yan no I'm kidding P you guys you guys helped me out with this P yon Davidson jokes Davidson Deiveson Figueiredo fig peion round one KO I'm joking Petr Yan points guys I'm going Petr Yan points he looks like the fresher fighter here this face off is beautiful this face off is gorgeous if you're a ywn backer um this is the face off you want right here guys so does he get a finish I don't know y came in way bulkier this guy's a demon on the feet guys in the pocket this guy's a [ __ ] demon you can't not love Petr Yan fight I'm surprised how many Deiveson Figueiredo backers there were I do love Deiveson Figueiredo like I said he was the heel turn nice guy and it worked out for him it's going to be a good fight though I'm actually very excited for this main card I'm I'm a early bird I wake up early so it ain't [ __ ] for me to wake up at 6:00 a.m. and just start smoking and watching fights so get ready boys it's about to get vicious and the fight suck we'll just start playing playing UFC 5 here we go the thing everybody wants right now the [ __ ] parlays make sure this [ __ ] is still recording or I start yapping I'm not even cutting that out that's how real I am I'm real I'm real I'm really really real oh this is the kid roasting me ready for this audio hey man two things one I'm never going to forget the fact that you made me bet against him Miller I went for seven on the parlay wait wait oh bet against J yeah that's a fact that's a fact let me know we was going again we was going what happened man but to end it all I'mma say is look all I see is p p Petr Yan Deiveson Figueiredo in three [ __ ] out of here okay as long as oh know he signed off no he left I was say this guy pulled the old Mali bro he said [ __ ] out of here no that was OD classic though I love [ __ ] like that I'm not going to not going to lie all first parlay is something I posted on YouTube already this was like my biggest one again I don't care it's only $10 suck my ass this is who I believe this is who I'm back in all money line except fureon I put over 2.5 as well uh $10 to win $1 122 and that includes your $10 so not the best I mean really you you turn $10 into 112 again not the best this is like my safety but this is like to hit us what is this a six SL nowadays is a full-blown Miracle um this one you know we're going to start diving into mang KO props now basically I'll put both of these on the screen at the same time you guys can screenshot this [ __ ] but we got KO round one on one ticket KO round two on the other one ticket is $2 one ticket is a dollar and we kind of just mixed and matched here you know so there is a definite chance for one of these pars to miss by one but we got a lot here guys I got like 10 cooked up right here I'm going to cook up one at the very end two on the fly to show you how I bet as well um yeah guys just screenshot this I don't want to go over both of these shits they both have puton points as you can see when I was yapping on Instagram live all the figur backers had to come and attack me so I do understand that and you guys helped me out too a figure wins boom now I [ __ ] have a winning ticket mingang points very scary boys uh this is a scary ticket but I'm just [ __ ] picking what I'm thinking here you know again just screenshot some of this [ __ ] 50 cents to win 523 some of you will have the nerve to be like it didn't hit it's 50 cents there's a reason I'm not putting $5 on this [ __ ] guys if you 10x your money you're a legend if you turn a dollar into 10 you're a Legend So Right Here a dollar into 336 I don't want to hear anything mingyang KO here we go with some o deir [ __ ] guys I'm my o deir backers stand the [ __ ] up Wayne Kong gorilla Co points Tabatha Ricci points gotta love it this one I started adding some prelim stuff um Moda I don't believe in at all why' I put him he's plus money uh screenshot this [ __ ] guy 75 for $311 they call me the parlay Prince for a reason screenshot this [ __ ] $120 into 51 I haven't lost in a weekend in 3 years I'm kidding let's keep it going here screenshot screenshot we're not talking about eight legs another six leg here we go this is because my guy was talking [ __ ] Ozzy Diaz KO and then we just kind of went from there Davis Davis and he he said in in under three so I'll put KO submission figur plus 650 if this doesn't hit this guy owes me 40 cents another one 50 cents we're Big Spenders here guys Ozzy Diaz we got oz deir in there by points if you guys see anything that I missed feel free to tell me in the comments I actually really enjoy just betting the main card this makes it way [ __ ] easier um and here is some motivation for you guys I like to preach about this once a month this was not me but someone literally turned a dollar into $400,000 on a six-leg parlay so I don't want to hear [ __ ] anything this was the night that uh Jones submitted gone this is the night that grao submitted chevchenko and this is the night that DDP koed Whitaker a dollar into 400,000 so if you think a dollar into 300 is crazy there it is um I'm GNA cook up a parlay on the Fly for you guys right now because I am a [ __ ] real degenerate guys I even do [ __ ] like when I I'm going to do a fight companion tomorrow at 6:00 a.m. I'm going to go live for the main card if you guys have good parlays I'll take them with you we can sweat that [ __ ] out together I'm not putting much on that [ __ ] but I do take y'all's parlays and I'll sweat it out with you all right so I'm going to include the guy I [ __ ] with here um in the prelims I'm going against here we're going to go mahashi should we go mahash with a nice little KO let's do it plus money I like it I don't think this goes the distance let's try it out um I'm going to skip the Carl Hernandez fight who did we like here that was a demon sorry guys this might take longer than it should but we have good reasoning I'm going to look at what oo oh my God Jose Ochoa is a plus 300 you stupid what's Fang what's my girl Fang at minus 390 please get this done for the love of Jesus um I'mma go with you I'm going with you boys suang youu wow they SP they literally spelled it U Yu on ESPN on fandu Yu um fight to not I'm going under 1.5 for m I'm going to go Carl soberg I don't know how I like they're not going to give me ah for uh Wayne Kong I wanted over 1.5 they're not going to give me that though I'm GNA go no distance for Wang Kong don't upset me here girl my beautiful Joker um I'm going sonen on heavy I don't know if he gets a finish I like the Richie over on rounds no we're Going the Distance boys all the way and then I like I like the Petr Yan fight To Go the Distance we the fight go in the distance and we're going to put a165 on that to win $225 that's how I bet right there guys the the cats out the bag thank you for tuning in this was a quick video post weigh-ins for EVENT_DETAILS parlays all that [ __ ] follow me on Instagram Tik Tok if you like if you like UFC memes definitely check me out on Instagram mainly Tik Tok second we got more coming for y'all I appreciate it peace”

“I'm going Zhang Mingyang guys my picks are all the same basically”

“Tabatha Ricci I feel like could get it done but other than that my picks are the same guys Zang mingyang these boys should throw we've seen things like this go to the distance though till the end of time so I'm putting KO”

“we got Vulcan usir and Carlos Ulberg um I love olberg in this mine is the earring the earring threw me off a little bit but I guess that that's a traditional a traditional uh the issue is Volcan seen way better competition so I'm like yo am I getting baited here I am going craws o I don't like it though guys I'll like it once he finishes him but if he doesn't finish him I'm going to be like I told you guys it's 50/50”

“Petr Yan Xiaonan yo I love this girl she's so you can tell she might have something wrong with her cuz like the whole like from happy to angry to like I'm joking it's like very confusing it's like I don't know which way she's going with this like is she actually pissed off is this all just a joke I don't know what the hell's going on here but I am picking her I think this other girl she's fighting might be more doggy than her last opponent I like over 1.5 the KO”

“next fight Song Kenan and Muslim salikov guys if you're still picking Muslim Salikhov after what you just witnessed at those faceoffs may God be with you and if son Canan you can't get this done may God be with you too cuz this looks like it's free [ __ ] money here as an underdog to sign my ass up”

“I am going Petr Yan bro but she doesn't look like the healthier fighter here I will be honest um but I put everything possible I put this fight Going the Distance I at Petr Yan points up a Petr Yan KO submission tab at the Richie point I put everything guys again parlay's at the end of this [ __ ] Petr Petr Yan no I'm kidding P you guys you guys helped me out with this P yon Davidson jokes Davidson Deiveson Figueiredo fig peion round one KO I'm joking Petr Yan points guys I'm going Petr Yan points he looks like the fresher fighter here”