UFC VEGAS 80 DAWSON VS. GREEN | FULL CARD BREAKDOWN | PICKS AND PREDICTIONS

“I'm all set I mean I think we know who we're taking I mean you don't care but I do care JJ Aldridge pick of the week featuring JJ Aldridge minus 125 give it give it to me let's go come on Hammer them love the number”

“give it give it to me let's go come on Hammer them love the number yeah and you can see you at the top all right let's go that's [ __ ] hilarious man the JJ alter Patrick you guessed it it's JJ”

“give me Bell B I'll take the girl 10 years younger give me Diana belvita Velveeta cheese Plus 137”

“give me Alexander Hernandez Plus 111. Hammer him in fact [ __ ] I'm going on the limb [ __ ] took two weeks off we're back proceed with caution this is a [ __ ] tough card like I said I like the power of the kids still I think he uh possibly sneaks one in give me Alexander Hernandez by knockout TKO or DQ”

“I like Bill Algeo I don't like Billy owl oh here comes the Hulk who we got Mage next up we have ion kutelaba minus 155 going up against Felipe Linz plus 135”

“I'm gonna go with my guy new monster okay Joaquin Buckley minus 200. Hammer them and uh again I like to find the dogs when I can I I think I think Murano just does do what he wants maybe in the grappling Department um I'm not gonna give sub but look look out for that I mean he's already plus 170 so I don't need no prop so take we'll take that but man hey if you can get plus 600 plus 500 on submission look at that so I'm gonna go with Alex Morono the teacher man plus 170”

“we have Joe Pyfer minus 475. act like Joe Biden going up against Abdul razak Abdul Razak Alhassan plus 375”

“I'm gonna take Abdul razak Abdul Razak Alhassan at Plus 375. I just think the value is too good on that side you know pifer don't he can't he obviously he can win this fight but the value and everything our house on the the power I just got sick with them here man I'm going on house and see him at the top on that man”

“we have Grant Dawson minus 400 going up against Bobby Green Plus 300”

“give us Grant Dawson minus 400 hammerum I gotta keep real with you man I think he submits them I think he puts it on him I think maybe if if green can make it to the third or fourth round he'll be tired as [ __ ] Grant Dawson it looks like he just got done with a light Jog and I think he puts him in a choke give me Grant Dawson by submission”

“give me Alex Morono the teacher man plus 170. hammerum I mean he teaches all the Jiu Jitsu classes Jim he definitely looks like a teacher social studies yeah yeah you probably did what do we got next we have Joe Pyfer minus 475”

“give me kanako Morata minus 400 and just throwing this in it's not a prop special it's a women's fight guys take it by [ __ ] decision all right who do we got next legendary fighter on this show we got Johnny Muñoz Jr. minus 113 going up against Eric Lang yeah hell no let's go baby Eric [ __ ] Lang if you know you know okay I'm not referring to him as anything other than Eric Lang that's his name that's his name of course it looks like one but it's two trust me ask the mysterious Mage um so we got the battle of the two and three UFC records here I mean it's the battle of the bums yeah let's be honest can't trust either of them uh Lang just gets uh I'm calling him gets knocked out last time uh in the first round real quick right uh you got Munoz Jr who a couple fights back got I think knocked out by Tony Gravely who has the aforementioned Tony Gravely in in the first round he lost the decision last time out to Daniel San Santos this is just one of those fights well the thing is first round that's what I'm hoping to get man and if I do get that that this thing is split right down the pipe it is yeah so you're gonna look to want to take a knockout prop again we'll I'll get into that after the fact I think I'm gonna take a shot with my man Lang he's legendary out here get a t-shirt it's right there good t-shirt um so I think I think we have to oh you want you oh you're gonna do it too I think we have to here the Mongolian murderer bye so give us uh Eric Lang minus 107. see we're not finished [Music] yeah we're definitely not finished give us the Mongolian murderer bye murder that's it TKO okayo not actual camera I don't want to see I don't want to get indicted in case he actually kills Johnny Munoz all right what do we got Mage next up we have blonde Health Jackson's finest 185. going up against Chris gutierreza [Music] dude plus 160 on Gutierrez yeah but that's because I mean he looked terrible again was that Munoz right yeah terrible against Munoz it showed me a lot about him it's like we saw the Frankie Edgar kick or was it a knee or a kick it was a kick right but we've learned by now not to put much stuff Knockouts man that's it I I don't know Montel Jackson is solid dude his only two losses his debut was against Ricky Simone okay that was his debut lost a decision it wasn't like he got [ __ ] put out there because we know Simone can get you out of there um and his other loss was give it give it to me he had another decent loss wasn't it who the [ __ ] was it I can't really think no not him go to the other page the other guy yeah give me a [ __ ] Montel Jordan This Is How We Do It yeah who was it Brett Jones again not not the worst but not not the best fighters in the world but we got other than that oh there's Ronnie Yaya if I was incredible he crushed RSA right JP based I mean he's just he's winning the fight supposed to he went back if you go back far enough he choked he choked out [ __ ] Brian Keller yeah that's that's a nice badge to have back then like three four years ago I like Jackson a lot here Gutierrez just left me sour because we we put a lot into him that was a lot of stock into him on that last fight against against Munoz man and Munoz showed me something so yeah I think I'm just gonna say [ __ ] Chris Gutierrez what about you you on the same train yeah are you you're going to take the plus it's the same exact thing as as we said you know he had a great knockout over Frankie Edgar but at this point you just can't put a lot of stock into that and you got a guy Montel Jackson who's on such a good story confidence is that is at such a good high right now yeah yeah and Goodyear is just probably gonna play with the leg kicks all day he's just got a low leg kick try to keep that range I think Montel closes that make sure he doesn't get get that off so let's go let's let's do it let's go with the Montel Jackson minus 185. the profits don't ever [ __ ] bet [ __ ] Chris Gutierrez ever again what we got next pal next up we have Karolina Kowalkiewicz minus 157. going up against Diana Belbiţă Plus 137. [Applause] hey the picture you sent me and I did see it on the internet not many are it's tight as Alexa Grasso's new photo and she is stunning yeah absolutely gorgeous you catch her in [ __ ] aisles [ __ ] two looking at the produce she'll put you in a [ __ ] show dog you have no idea she had that [ __ ] suit working all right so this is a another brutal fight both these women are like 13 7 15 and 70 identical record yeah um one is just 10 years younger you guys know how I feel about that I'm not spending wasting my bunch of my time on these women's fights anymore uh Bell beat is not necessarily the greatest she beat Maria Oliveira last time out right but prior to that she was you know she lost three or four um but Cola cage has just been around so long I don't know maybe maybe this is the Demopolis fight all over again she's on a three fight win streak after going on like a fire fight losing to speak true exactly but the what but she was facing Rosso [ __ ] uh Andrews Watterson so she I think these are the key wins yeah man I [ __ ] don't want to do it I feel like taking plus money it's a woman's flight I'm gonna [ __ ] you give me Bell B I'll take the girl 10 years younger give me Diana belvita Velveeta cheese Plus 137. minus 157. hammerum [ __ ] all right what we got next up we have Bill Algeo minus 131 going up against Alexander Hernandez plus 111. Hernandez fight at lightweight or was it featherweight in his last his last bow no it was lightweight so now he's moving back down again is he no because he fought Jim Miller Jim Miller's lightweight yeah and this is lightweight this is a lightweight belt is it oh this is a featherweight these guys going back down yeah I don't why is what is he doing he's so confused because he fought Barbosa at 145. so much he had so much [ __ ] promise man like I I thought the world of this kid like after but then like I was there when Cerrone [ __ ] beat his [ __ ] head in and I was like oh that was his welcome so you know welcome to the NFL moment or welcome to the league that was like welcome to the [ __ ] League bro like that that was a tough moment algo TJ Brown I mean a TJ Brown win right you lost to Andre feelie and felia I mean has he looked that good yeah I mean Herbert but you beat the fake Burns it's the fake Birds it's not the real Burns ah join us and burrito exhaustion from damage you remember that fight yeah he was so tired it was crazy he could barely like walking from damage oh I don't want to get off the stove I think yeah Gilbert like carried him out of the eye yeah I like I still love the power of Hernandez man if he can if he can just get you close to that cage get you with an elbow and he lets the hands fly he can put you away with one punch [ __ ] it yeah I'm sticking with my guy man I still believe in this kid he's still young give me Alexander Hernandez Plus 111. Hammer him in fact [ __ ] I'm going on the limb [ __ ] took two weeks off we're back proceed with caution this is a [ __ ] tough card like I said I like the power of the kids still I think he uh possibly sneaks one in give me Alexander Hernandez by knockout TKO or DQ camera oh buddy boy yeah I like Bill Algeo I don't like Billy owl oh here comes the Hulk who we got Mage next up we have ion kutelaba minus 155 going up against Felipe Linz plus 135. yeah so so he got off the schneid last time with a Tanner Bowser win which was that like the only time I took Tanner Bozer and I think I had bet kulaba in the previous three like against Kennedy uh Johnny Walker and span he lost all three of those and he got finished all [ __ ] three of those fights man you think a Tanner Bowser fight is gonna like really clear my mind on that like what do you think you think I mean have we seen from lens as well you know what I mean it's like I don't know he's got some wins but he's on the streets on a three fight winning streak against [ __ ] Maxwell OSP a bunch of old guys marching project Neil you [ __ ] look at all these cancel bouts [ __ ] Ben roethlis canceled three times don't tell me he hasn't fought nobody that's because all these guys are pulling out you're pulling out like kudalaba's Father should have pulled out included lens yeah a minute ago we're talking about right now I gotta live in the moment baby okay terrible if you were taken off like that Charles Oliveira's is [ __ ] seven and seven fighter no you gotta let a guy [ __ ] go through a process Trust the process don't you argue with me I [ __ ] the Hulk bro you cost me so much money he's gonna go he lost three he won one he's gonna go back on a snot he'll be the guy who loses four of his last five okay give me big ass Felipe lens I think he does it by decision I think this is a boring [ __ ] fight but I'm not gonna give that prop give me Felipe Lin's at uh Plus 135. need a couple doggies in here I got a big dog here tonight but this is this is a this is a dog I need you give me the Hulk coup de la but minus 155. [Music] yeah our boy's back we got Drew Dober minus 425 going up against Ricky Glenn plus 325. we always say Ricky Glenn we just assumed he races NASCARs I thought we were gonna get a better line on Dover here because of him getting knocked out on his last one I thought we're gonna get maybe a little better line here but wait Dover didn't get knocked out in his last fight he won his last fight didn't he no he got knocked out by uh I'm sorry I was thinking of the Bobby green I'll stop singing the Bobby green fight so I mean he went back on a run we know it we know what dober's capable exactly that's why I was kind of hoping maybe we could get like yeah the [ __ ] Maddie's boy because knocked his ass out last time right so you come in he's lost two of his last three I think what is he in the UFC four and four we got a 500 fighter yeah this dude's been he hangs in there but like when yagos knocks you out like that you think dover's not gonna hit him with a [ __ ] clean left or right yeah he'll do it in the first round probably 10 times over is a Savage right I just like this guy man it's a guy I can bet on and I know I'm getting all the effort out of my money I know I'm getting the effort out of my money so that to me that's valuable right the line sucks but you know we're coming with a prop on the back half of this so give us Drew Dover minus 425 the [ __ ] chin like we just said I mean if you're catching left hooks from Chris Jones dover's gonna hit you with a few more and probably get you out here in the first give us Drew Dover by knockout TK or DQ Hammer him he's already see him at the top on that one you know right okay whoa what do we got next next up we have Joaquin Buckley minus 200. going up against Alex Morono plus 170. okay he's black parents Newman action here listen I'm coming for the [ __ ] money you piece of [ __ ] right what do I call guys what Matt what do I call uh Joaquin Buckley or whatever I did that on purpose obviously yes Joe Queen Buckley what I normally call him Matt Terence Newman not new mom this is a show where today's episode has Eric Lang and [ __ ] Terence Newman yeah on it you know what I'm saying JJ Aldridge this card is [ __ ] mysterious I love it so what are we gonna do here T do we uh it's in the great white here in Alex Murano the great white no I mean I mean he's just he's he's a veteran at this point he's been able to stand in there um obviously probably will look to wrestle here I would think he's not gonna stand there I think he can with him and he can do it but Buckley's showing pretty good takedown defense he's very explosive obviously the much more athletic guy if you just look at the two but he's also got that power as well and lately um I'm pretty sure he's been on a no he's not he's won one [ __ ] time he lost he beat fialo who obviously [ __ ] stinks after what we saw again last year for two weeks right Chris Curtis [ __ ] knocked his titles yes shout out to Tim Tim Means right yeah shout out to Tim [ __ ] without our guy durag durai listen I don't give a [ __ ] yeah and he well Abdul Razak Alhassan who's also on this card he beat him um I don't love this uh fight here I should be honest with you that's the truth it's very tricky this could easily go three rounds morono a nice [ __ ] decision hell I think he might be able to choke him out God I think he might be able to choke him out there's an image in my head who is it who is morono facing where he got caught but then ended up winning that fight where he was it was probably Tim Means he got hurt bad I think it was Tim Means yeah yep he got hurt bad in them finished him in the third late in the third and he had that fight wrapped up oh that that's the one the positive fight he was up two rounds and then you're like oh don't you just get through this round he stayed on his feet man it's like Buckley can easily catch him with that [ __ ] Power Man and this is 170. he he this he may have found his home here at 170. you're right you're right I'm not mad at the choice so where are you going I'm gonna I'm gonna go with my guy new monster okay Joaquin Buckley minus 200. Hammer them and uh again I like to find the dogs when I can I I think I think Murano just does do what he wants maybe in the grappling Department um I'm not gonna give sub but look look out for that I mean he's already plus 170 so I don't need no prop so take we'll take that but man hey if you can get plus 600 plus 500 on submission look at that so I'm gonna go with Alex Morono the teacher man plus 170. hammerum I mean he teaches all the Jiu Jitsu classes Jim he definitely looks like a teacher social studies yeah yeah you probably did what do we got next we have Joe Pyfer minus 475. act like Joe Biden going up against Abdul razak Abdul Razak Alhassan plus 375. yeah okay now I gotta ask both of you a question here do you think this number is Justified this is not a terrible number bro terrible this is strictly all name value man and it's what kind of name value is it I mean it's like Joe Biden B Joe pipe I don't know if I want to beat Joe Pyfer in this situation do we not think that Abdul can't put him away did you watch go to pifer's last fight who was it who was his first mirror chart was it the mirror story you know it's funny he beat Gerald twice in a row he beat him in a regular fight and then I think a month or two later he beat him in a grappling uh event right but can somebody pull that up for me yeah oh who who was that fight was it amadovski no his last very last fight go up one more it's very last fight was mayor sharp man oh all right sorry you went too low wow okay so what so it was that fight so do we trust Mirza the amadoski fight was nice too but this guy has also been choked out and knocked out right in very well he it had well he got slammed heavy in the contender series I'm not gonna that's still a slam I don't give a [ __ ] you get injured you get injured right oh it's like physiv's foot it is what it is man it should have been called uh [ __ ] something else but whatever should have been a no contest so Piper though he can get knocked out here man Abdul Razak Alhassan has some he's got some knockout signs right he put Roberto away last time right yep okay second round yep did chericho what the [ __ ] is that nasty head kick nasty I thought he won the decision against Buckley right this guy can fight man this guy can he's got power dude he's ripped and this number when you see that guy walking the octane if you don't know the sport and you see how has to walk in there you will go that [ __ ] looks scary as [ __ ] yeah am I wrong it's a scary looking guy he's got the power pifer may have the speed though that's the only thing pifer's got the speed and he's got power don't get me wrong but how hot since got that just you get hit by him and it's [ __ ] over I again that I the reason I was talking about the obviously sativa when I was talking about the piper fight I don't know if it was Gerald but it was that other fight before that if you see him in the exchanges against defense he leaves himself wide open when he's throwing now if these two are exchanging and if he lands but Abdul Razak Alhassan lands I got a feeling that Al hassans is going to do more damage right he leaves himself wide open it's something to look at he he has that he does have that hole I don't know man this number's so big that I look stupid when I pick [ __ ] guys like uh drikis right plus 330 plus three foot no like some this [ __ ] happens this is Joe Pyfer guys this is not a high level name I don't know how this number is this way unless Abdul Razak Alhassan's like being paid on the side and told to throw to his fight I'm gonna take a [ __ ] chance yeah I'm not do not [ __ ] tell me fade me 100 but at minus 475 I don't like Joe Pfeiffer at this number I don't know so what I'm not gonna do is I'm not okay I'm not gonna be Joe Pyfer I'm gonna take Abdul razak Abdul Razak Alhassan at Plus 375. I just think the value is too good on that side you know pifer don't he can't he obviously he can win this fight but the value and everything our house on the the power I just got sick with them here man I'm going on house and see him at the top on that man wow he's too good not too bad exactly if they exchange it's a middleweight bout we got some heavy hands going yep it could be lights out for both gentlemen but I'll take my chances yeah because I'll use that in some small parlays to juice them up absolutely I'm not gonna hit I'm not gonna Hammer [ __ ] three units on that garbage go ahead where are we at we have the main event we are at the main event of the evening boys excellent we have Grant Dawson minus 400 going up against Bobby Green Plus 300. Grant Dawson is on an absolute tear look great I love this guy yeah I pick him every single time he is just non-stop he's like marab but he's way more fun yeah because he tries to [ __ ] punish you when you're down on the floor and he holds you on the floor and then if he needs to you end up turning your back and he chokes you out he's got two weird naked jokes in his last three right the isma gulab fight he just domination domination domination dots there was no at no point did you think you were gonna lose that [ __ ] BET right how many fights do you want in a row seven eight nine I mean he's on [ __ ] fight how do you go against that man I I can't and Bobby green is obviously just a good name he's fun to put in these Main Events he fights four or five times a year it is what it is but stylistically this is not a terrible matchup this is not a good fight stylistically for Bobby green no terrible matchup now does Dawson want to sit there and trade with him no play this [ __ ] to your advantage to Austin but do it like I just said be fun with it when you take him down he's gonna start firing off shots and then if if green gets up he's gonna continue to go that to me I can that engages me to watch the fight yeah I think Dawson's a Madman I think he's I I mean I'm telling you right now um it's lightweight so this is a tough division but there's not many guys I'd say you put in front of him and I wouldn't think he's gonna win like he'd be a favorite against a lot of guys in my mind yeah I'm talking top 10. I think he's one of those top guys yeah I'm telling you right now I think he can go in there and beat Dustin Poirier right now I mean that oh hardly I think this [ __ ] guy is the real [ __ ] deal man and the number makes sense so we're gonna have to try to find another Lane there or you just put him in all your parlays to try to maybe Spruce it up a smidgy don't waste much time again on this Main Event man this is we love Grant Dawson over on this side bro he just does nothing but cash for us so give us Grant Dawson minus 400 hammerum I gotta keep real with you man I think he submits them I think he puts it on him I think maybe if if green can make it to the third or fourth round he'll be tired as [ __ ] Grant Dawson it looks like he just got done with a light Jog and I think he puts him in a choke give me Grant Dawson by submission Cameron I see the same exact thing you know obviously he's not on the level of maybe a marketev but the way Maka Chef was just able to take down green with such ease I see the same exact thing playing out I see Dawson taking the back eventually getting that sub so see him at the top at the top gotta be honest with you man I would love to see him again Grant Austin in his own fight like after once we get Grant Dawson some name value I think we absolutely I think this guy I think he's really got potential man yeah and that's why they're putting them as the main event because obviously the UFC sees it as well yeah I I personally man I cannot wait for Dawson to just get up and move this way he's got he's gonna his style bodes really well I like him [ __ ] America yeah [ __ ] love that guy man so shout out to Grant Dawson and all right ladies and gentlemen it's your favorite time my favorite time it's parlay time for the boys and as I said earlier in the show The People's parlay nobody's nobody sent one guys I know we took a week off but usually you got to send them the week prior and none of you did and if you did and I'm just being an [ __ ] right now my apologies I do get a lot of DMS now so it may have slipped through the cracks I I apologize for that but for next week send in a three leg parlay minus 200 on each line or better right so not minus 300 not minus 250 is gonna be below that minus one three lagger 25 free roll if we pick you to be on the show it's 25 for free for you so just try to find your easiest way to Victory so that's the people's probably but we don't have that this week so we're gonna jump right into it for Mr Mage uh Mage mysterios major money line parlay of the week Maddie who we rocking with dog yeah this week we are going with Karolina Kowalkiewicz kolkovich minus 225. oh and Montel Jackson minus 185. and what's that pay in my man plus 264. dropping the bombs on you giving you over two and a half to one can't be mad at that also head over to we want picks.com to see the unit plays Maddie will be playing he also likes to play a few extra parlays over there um I think couple hit couple weeks ago yeah promo code now sir all right oh baby it's time for the cheap ass parlay of the week cocaine isn't cheap brought to you by T and he also just this thing hits man I think he's like six for his last eight seven for his last nine or something on this it's some call it free money so T what do we got already to kick it off we're gonna go with Mateus Mendoza minus 225. I love that [ __ ] places okay he's black then to bring it up a little bit we're gonna go with Grant Dawson minus 400. okay he's black and then to top it off give me the chin Drew Dober minus 425 guy he's black that's live Mage what's that baby pain plus 123. oh he's giving you plus one point two three that's plus one holy smokes doggy all right yeah that is very crazy all right bombs away time boys my three leg parlay is gonna get us well over ten to one this week well it should should be like 11 12 to 1. Let's drop some bombs on them let's start it off with Alexander Hernandez plus 111. I'm coming for the [ __ ] money you piece of [ __ ] let's go with Felipe Linds to destroy the Hulk at plus 135. I'm coming for the [ __ ] money you piece of [ __ ] and give me Alex morono plus 170. I'm coming for the [ __ ] money you pieces one what is that paying sir plus 11 40. round them up three three Lego get you a [ __ ] 1101 boys better jump on the train all right finally we got the show parlay where all three of us pretty much do draft style I think I went first last time we made Tigo we made I went first he went last so we'll let T we'll do snake draft style we'll let T go first this week Mage can go second and I'll go third T who are you throwing in the show parlay I'm gonna take probably one of my favorite picks uh matus Mendoza here at minus 225. oh he knocked him down hey speaking of getting a knock down he will be getting a knockdown this weekend Eric Lang Madness oh [ __ ] um I just I'm not a few I really like Alex Hernandez this week give me Alex Hernandez plus uh 111. what's that pain sir plus 490 coming for the [ __ ] money you piece of [ __ ] [ __ ] beautiful all right all right guys uh that's a wrap go buy a t-shirt go sign up on uh we want pics.com uh promo code mouth tell you what we'll do a live this week if in the comments you I get at least 20 comments that just say yes live give me a yes to the live con plus your other comments so put that down there we'll do a live on Saturday for this terrible card because we like to get you through and then we're definitely doing lives for 294 and all the upcoming [ __ ] so shout out to everybody for tuning in thanks for subscribing liking commenting uh tell your mom your daddy's sister your uncle your cousin cast them tickets Eric Ling by knockout Eric foreign”