UFC FIGHT NIGHT Max Holloway VS Korean Zombie Unprofessional Breakdown

“first fight Choi Seung-woo versus Jarno Errens now to make up for those two weeks that I did miss I decided to do Advanced research on this card that way I could give you guys the most confident picks”

“next fight versus JJ Aldrich Liang Na it's from China and I know what you guys are thinking say listen we already know what to do but slow down I don't want you to make a mistake because you're overlooking a key detail JJ aldrick is from the US so ask yourself this what was she doing the day before Halloween exactly this is too easy”

“next fight Song Kenan versus Rolando Bedoya now I won't lie to you this is one of the few fights on the card that I didn't have to do Advanced research for only because the answer is staring me right there in the face”

“next fight Toshiomi Kazama versus Garrett Armfield sociomi's nickname is a silent finisher meaning he's Gonna Knock You Out but he's not going to tell anybody about it because that's disrespectful which is quite on brand because he's from Japan and over there they're very respectful while on the other hand there are Armfield he's abandoned weight in the UFC which tells me all I need to know so I'm going to tell you guys to also go back and add this fight to that parlay”

“next fight after making up a injury so he won't have to make the welcomate limit of 170. Chris Curtis is back and his heavyweight Prime form this time against Lucas BRZ Esky also from Poland which is quite interesting because although I didn't have a stroke like I did try to pronounce that last guy from Paula's name it was still quite difficult which is a sign of me that we need to play it safe so I'm gonna advise betting on this card don't bet on this actual fight”

“next fight Junior Tafa versus Parker Porter AKA PP or double P depending on how immature you want to get One Way Or Another We're going to make fun of that name why because it builds character my name is Sadiq take my word for it so out of respect for my fellow name bully brother we're gonna be going with Parker Porter”

“next fight Erin Blanchfield versus Taila Santos Taila Santos is coming off a loss to former Champion Valentina while Erin Blanchfield she's coming up a win over former Champion Jessica and Josh that's right another classic rock paper scissors moment which fun fact is actually one of our most powerful protocols so I'm going to advise you to go to the bank and take out a lump sum loan of 98 million embedded on Santos”

“next fight and here we are at our main event a UFC I'm thinking about retiring primarily in my home continent of Asia why don't you guys come to Asia and give me a retirement fight something nice and fun for me to walk off into the sunset with hopefully with a win who do you guys have for me Max Max Holloway and that's it UFC Fight Night Max Holloway versus Jung Chan-sung”