UFC Fight Night: Lemos vs Jandiroba Full Card Predictions and Breakdown

“I'm going to pick Mohammed Usman by decision because Muhammed Usman doesn't really have one shot KO power he ko'ed Zach poga but that's like the only KO he has in the UFC uh so I'm just I'm going to pick Usman by decision I really don't care”

“I'm going to pick Miranda Maverick the horse girl to get it done over whoever that is I don't know who Dione Barbosa is and I don't really care to find out so I'm going to pick Miranda Maverick to beat Dion Barbosa”

“I'm going to pick Cody Gibson because Brian Kelleher sucks and he's old so I'm going to pick Cody Gibson even though he's also garbage they both stink but he there's if he he can't lose to Brian Keller he's not going to lose to Brian Keller if he loses to Brian kellerer just cut him Cody I'm going to pick Cody Gibson I can't I'm not picking Brian Keller I don't care”

“I'm going to pick Bruno Gustavo da Silva to beat Cody deren uh I don't know why he's it's just speaking to me man he he's speaking to me something in my gut is telling me hey Bruno Gustavo da Silva is going to win so [__] I'm G to pick Bruno Silva uh I don't [__] know I Cody Duran's just an NPC I don't really care about him he's just kind of a guy that exists in the UFC uh no one's really excited to watch a Cody Durden fight which is why he's on this card no one's excited for any of these fights uh so I'm just going to pick Bruno Gustavo da Silva I don't have a reason I'm just picking Bruno Gustavo da Silva”

“I'm GNA pick I'm going to pick Verna jender Roba”

“I'm going to pick Luana Carolina by decision over Lucy prudova whatever I I don't really care I'll take Luana Carolina”